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tomhiddles:

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE #DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT #WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

Someone help me

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

Rebloggin for the comments.

Tumblr, why I can’t take you anywhere

I CAN’T. WHAT. WAIT OMG.

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Fri, 13 Jul 2012 18:46:35 -0400

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Knit sweater / Short shorts, $31 / Lace up boots / Dog Tag

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Fri, 13 Jul 2012 05:37:25 -0400

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Corset blouse / Mid calf lace up boots

berrycherrysorbet: mscaptains: STROKE: Remember The 1st Three...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 03:50:55 -0400

berrycherrysorbet:

mscaptains:

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.

Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

And it could be your own.

First reblog post that actually saves a fucking life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.

just gonna leave this here…its actually a p simple read, so just…just read it quick..

Photo bombing level: Kiss Ass

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:13:45 -0400

Photo bombing level: Kiss Ass

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Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:02:10 -0400

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Corset top / Helmut Lang leather pants, $1,230 / Steve Madden shoes / Dual XL Ridge Edge Sterling Silver Men’s Dog Tag Necklace (Engravable)

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Sun, 08 Jul 2012 21:48:35 -0400

rightside11:

louietv:

weheartmadisonalamia:

err-chasseur:

jewelcunt:

i just wanna reblog this again its wonderful

if its not transparent im gonna scream

omg this looks cool on my blog lol

reblogged just to see what all the fuss is about

^^^^

edsheewalkedd: it’s called fashion look it up Lets give it for...

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:19:45 -0400

edsheewalkedd:

it’s called fashion look it up

Lets give it for Rango

laughingnancy: michkhuns: thahamburgler: Canadia Canada’s...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 22:37:45 -0400

laughingnancy:

michkhuns:

thahamburgler:

Canadia

Canada’s got the mouth

but America has the balls

Photo

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